YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Found your dick twin last night
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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