but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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