He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Alive.
So much puke
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
