are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
where does the pee come out of this thing
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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