i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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