Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
smell my finger.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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