now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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