Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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