If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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