found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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