No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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