what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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