It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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