we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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