I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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