but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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