the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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