In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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