we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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