I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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