Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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