You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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