god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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