Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Boobs are out for the taking
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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