well you can't waste a boner
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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