Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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