party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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