How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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