im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Shame - the story of my life.
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