Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Randomize
