Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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