this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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