Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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