Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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