okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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