check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
