North Korea, Best Korea!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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