I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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