alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you inspire me to be a worse person
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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