playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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