I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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