Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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