It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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