are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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