I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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