I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My bed smells like the plague
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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