do herpes really smell.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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