You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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