Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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