Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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