Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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