is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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