Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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