I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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